someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
The last comment.
How To Find True Love If You’re Weird:
Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter love each other very much, and are very happy together, and do you know how Tim courted Helena? He drew her pictures of his disembodied head, and what I think this illustrates is that the way to find someone truly compatible with you is to be yourself. If your courtship method is drawing pictures of your disembodied head, the people who are freaked out by that aren’t people you’ll work well with, but the person who that works on? The person who loves the pictures of your disembodied head? That’s the one you marry.
4th of July posts
the last one killed me. … i can’t even .
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
Racists never want to believe that they are racist. They are constantly redefining what racism means so that they can escape meeting the definition while simultaneously engaging in the behavior.
HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books
Sooo many words.
I urge you to please notice when you are happy.